Hi everybody. My name is Patrick. I'm seventeen, tall, bi, awkward, and I live in the Suburban wasteland of Cupertino, CA. My hobbies include writing, acting, and listening to old music. My top 5 favorite bands are the Beatles, the Who, of Montreal, Green Day, and Nirvana. My top 5 favorite films are Pulp Fiction, Rushmore, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, and Almost Famous. (Edit: throw American Beauty and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind somewhere in there) i am completely obsessed with Doctor Who, Spring Awakening, and FILM. Please follow me, because it will a be one hell of a ride.
Snoogans
-Patrick
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
- Me: I shall study
- Me: Stares at textbook
- Me:
- Me: There is no homoerotic subtext in this
- Me: I must go
- Me: My gays need me
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY
That is quite the pair of boobs. They are perfect together.
(Source: xxmelissaxx)
