My name is Patrick, I'm 19, and a freshman in a college in northern California. This is mostly a fandom blog about whatever I'm into at the moment. But Iwill also be posting about film a lot

hannigrahmy:

hannigrahmy:

Welcome to Graham’s Grand Pizza

I regret making this, please stop I’m embarrassed

daysofsaintvalentine:

mishawinsexster:

JK drops a truth bomb

"I don’t see him as a hero."

Why don’t people get this?

(Source: soft--reset)

I’m not a coffee person. Don’t drink coffee, I run on anxiety. That’s right. Free, clean burning internal cocaine you make yourself.

—Pete Holmes (via solitaryexistence)

eatplentyliftheavy:

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

Oh my

(Source: theinturnetexplorer)

Anonymous asked:

My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

amor-amore-compensatur:

that’s true friendship

(Source: burpywatermelons)

lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

rrrramsey:

californhia:

beau-ner-bennett:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

I don’t get it

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

you have got to be fucking kidding me

rrrramsey:

californhia:

beau-ner-bennett:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

I don’t get it

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

you have got to be fucking kidding me

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit