My name is Patrick, I'm 19, and a freshman in a college in northern California. This is mostly a fandom blog about whatever I'm into at the moment. But Iwill also be posting about film a lot
I’m not a coffee person. Don’t drink coffee, I run on anxiety. That’s right. Free, clean burning internal cocaine you make yourself.
Pete Holmes (via solitaryexistence)
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit